His mindset is CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GREATNESS. He warns us that nobody buys a flawed product. Dirty notes don't sell. Junk-tolerance must be zero, says the Doc. The doctor's mission: a total playing make-over by putting our whole house in order.
Audition committees easily recognize students of Dr. Clean. They tend to advance quickly to finals and beyond. "See," he says with a wink and a grin, "it pays to be clean."
How about plastering a sticker of this guy on your bell? How about using his ringtone on your phone? How about dying your eyebrows white and shaving your head? Anything that works on those grimy stubborn bad notes. Hint: listening helps.
Oh no, Dr. Clean is not your teacher. He must be you! You must let him scourge and purge your practice room of all filth and slime. Let's start tomorrow's practice session singing his wonderful theme song:
- Dr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime
- and grease in just a minute.
- Dr. Clean will clean your whole house
- and everything that's in it.
- Dr. Clean, Dr. Clean, Dr. Clean . . . .