Got an audition coming up? Tired of fretting and wondering what the committee will think of you? You know what? Who cares! Try injecting large doses of anger, and then just play hard!
The stage is no place for fear or self doubt. Squash the fear monster with the anger monster. Unleash the mad demon on the fear demon. Fierce determination is way more impressive than careful, cautious coziness.
Fits of rage will not replace diligent preparation however. So, after all of your grunt work has been done as thoroughly as possible, add a good case of attitude. Always include dazzling displays of artistry, and the job is yours! Your winning formula: Artistry + Anger = Job!!